Fairy Tale Cookery: Bouillon de Fées Trempées

In the cauldron of story place
one well intentioned soul and
one sour one
one generous provider and
one petty score keeper
one comfortable home and
one pea, pointed spindle, or other irritant
one ambitious parent and
three rival brothers
one magic spell and
three tests to try it
one harmonious kingdom and
three strikes against it 

suitable substitutions permitted

Steep in a hearty paratactic broth for a long, long time

Stir merrily until well blended and
you can no longer be sure of the witch,
the prince, or parental intent. Garnish
with animal helpers, acorns, mirrors, and
other magical objects. 

Serve in silver dishes at dusk