The Widow Wyile exhorts one
and all of you in the land
to   s
          i
            n
               k
    your teeth
into a stalk of cold crunch
crunch crunch celery
the texture invigorates
the taste perks
when celery is crisp
fresh and organically grown
it puts you in the pink
of health and happiness
a neon unexpected state
from something such pale green 

Pink celery my friends
calls the Widow far and loud
is where it’s at
a state of being
you chew your way to
Pink celery
ben ça la, c’est la vraie
vie pleine de crunching
joy! 

So when you have the chance
choose to chew
your way to rose
for though this rhyme
was written
on a whim
this parsley relative
is profound
natural
medicine
rich with
vitamins
and curative benefits
from its crunchy stalk
to its potent leaves
Flank Flink
Planck Plink
Raise a Rose Stalk Now
Pip pip pip! have a nip of
tonic  Pink Celery